Top 50 Whatsapp Funniest Jokes in English

Brighten up your day with the following Top 50 Whatsapp Funniest Jokes that will make you Laugh.

Joke 1:
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

 

Joke 2:
Dyslexics are teople poo.

 

Joke 3:
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

Joke 4:
I miss you like an idiot misses the point.

 

Joke 5:
I like to stay in bed. It’s too “people-y” outside.

 

Joke 6:
Hey there, WhatsApp is using me.

 

Joke 7:
Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin.

 

Joke 8:
What’s the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing.

 

Joke 9:
I was going to take over the world this morning, but I overslept.

 

Joke 10:
I would call my fashion style “clothes that still fit.”

 

Joke 11:
Be nice to nerds, they will be your boss one day.

 

Joke 12:
I’m naturally funny because my whole life is a joke.

 

Joke 13:
Hey, I’ll be back in five minutes. If I’m not, just read this message again.

 

Joke 14:
I’m not lazy. I’m just on battery saver mode.

 

Joke 15:
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.

 

Joke 16:
If people are talking behind your back,  that’s a good time to fart.

 

Joke 17:
If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

 

Joke 18:
You’re so lucky that I’m terrified of prison.

 

Joke 19:
Don’t worry about what I’m doing, worry about why you’re worried about what I’m doing.

 

Joke 20:
You’re weird. I like you.

 

Joke 21:
Your body is allergic to some people. Know how to read the signs.

 

Joke 22:
My “last seen at” was just to check your “last seen at”.

 

Joke 23:
I am not perfect, but I am a limited edition.

 

Joke 24:
You smell like hidden motives, get away from me.

 

Joke 25:
We aren’t friends until we start insulting each other on a daily basis.

 

Joke 26:
I salute all my haters with my middle finger.

 

Joke 27:
Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there.

 

Joke 28:
Stop checking my status ! Go Get A Life.

 

Joke 29:
Make your weird light shine bright, so the other weirdos know where to find you.

 

Joke 30:
If you think no one cares about you, try missing a couple of car payments.

 

Joke 31:
Your whatsapp status says online …..If your online then why aren’t you texting me.

 

Joke 32:
Your WhatsApp status says “online.” If you’re online, why aren’t you texting me?

 

Joke 33:
God is really creative, I mean… just look at me.

 

Joke 34:
“I’m going to bed” really means… “I’m going to lie in my bed and look at my phone.”

 

Joke 35:
I love that our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness.

 

Joke 36:
Status unavailable. Please reload and try again.

 

Joke 37:
Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my Whatsapp status….

 

Joke 38:
Can we please go back to the main menu of life? I think I accidentally chose “impossible” mode.

 

Joke 39:
They say that love is more important than money, but have you ever tried to pay your bills with a hug?

 

Joke 40:
I’m not short, I’m a people McNugget.

 

Joke 41:
I’m so tired, my tired is tired.

 

Joke 42:
The police called to say one of my friends escaped from a mental hospital. Which one of you crazies got out and where should I pick you up?

 

Joke 43:
You seem to be on your own path. Unfortunately, there’s a “socio” in front of it.

 

Joke 44:
Be smarter than your smartphone.

 

Joke 45:
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

 

Joke 46:
You think I’m cute when I’m mad? Well, buckle up sweet cheeks – I’m about to get freakin’ adorable.

 

Joke 47:
Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they’re dealing with.

 

Joke 48:
I’ve been diagnosed with “awesomeness.” You might want to get checked, but I doubt you caught it.

 

Joke 49:
I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

 

Joke 50:
Fair warning: I know karate. …and some other words.

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