Top 50 Hilarious Jokes that will make you Cry
Brighten up your day with the following top 50 kids-friendly Hilarious Jokes that will make you Cry.
Q1: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
A: A power plant!
Q2: What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?
A: Sneakers!
Q3: How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q4: How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
A: Shocked!
Q5: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold!
Q6: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: It was framed!
Q7: What is brown and sticky?
A: A stick!
Q8: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In the river bank!
Q9: Where do you find a dog with no legs?
A: Right where you left him!
Q10: What kind of award did the dentist receive?
A: A little plaque.
Q11: If April showers bring Mayflowers, what do Mayflowers bring?
A: Pilgrims!
Q12: What do you call a funny mountain?
A: Hill-arious.
Q13: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because it had so many problems!
Q14: Why did the man run around his bed?
A: Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
Q15: What did the big flower say to the little flower?
A: Hi, bud!
Q16: What stays in the corner yet can travel all over the world?
A: A stamp.
Q17: What do you call a fly without wings?
A: A walk!
Q18: What animal needs to wear a wig?
A: A bald eagle!
Q19: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn’t peeling well.
Q20: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the footprints in the butter!
Q21: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
A: “Here come the elephants!”
Q22: What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming?
A: “Here come the grapes!” (She was colorblind.)
Q23: How do you keep an elephant from charging?
A: Take away her charger!
Q24: What do you call two bananas?
A: Slippers.
Q25: How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?
A: Your head hits the ceiling!
Q26: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel.
Q27: Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
A: She was a little hoarse.
Q28: Why did the teacher put on sunglasses?
A: Because her students were so bright!
Q29: What falls in winter but never gets hurt?
A: The snow!
Q30: What side of a turkey has the most feathers?
A: The outside!
Q31: What did one hat say to the other?
A: Stay here, I’m going on ahead.
Q32: What do you call a dog that can tell time?
A: A watch dog!
Q33: What has hands but can’t clap?
A: A clock!
Q34: Why do sharks swim in saltwater?
A: Because pepper water makes them sneeze!
Q35: What did the zero say to the eight?
A: Nice belt!
Q36: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A: He had no body to dance with.
Q37: Where do pencils go on vacation?
A: Pencil-vania.
Q38: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A labracadabrador.
Q39: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.
Q40: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A blood orange.
Q41: Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
A: Because she wanted to go to high school.
Q42: What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
A: A tuba toothpaste.
Q43: What did the nose say to the finger?
A: Quit picking on me!
Q44: What do you think of that new diner on the moon?
A: Food was good, but there really wasn’t much atmosphere.
Q45: What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A: A stick.
Q46: How does a cucumber become a pickle?
A: It goes through a jarring experience.
Q47: What time is it when the clock strikes 13?
A: Time to get a new clock.
Q48: What did the banana say to the dog?
A: Nothing. Bananas can’t talk.
Q49: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon
Q50: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm.
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