Top 50 Hilarious Jokes for Children
Brighten up your day with the following Top 50 Hilarious Jokes for Children that will make you Laugh out Loud.
| Joke 1: Q: What did the left eye say to the right eye? A: Between us, something smells! |
| Joke 2: Q: What did one plate say to the other plate? A: Dinner is on me! |
| Joke 3: Q: What do you call a sad strawberry? A: A blueberry. |
| Joke 4: Q: What did one toilet say to the other? A: You look flushed. |
| Joke 5: Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! |
| Joke 6: Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldozer! |
| Joke 7: Q: Why did the student eat his homework? A: Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake! |
| Joke 8: Q: Why did the cabbage win the race? A: Because it was a-head. |
| Joke 9: Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital? A: Because he felt crummy. |
| Joke 10: Q: Why do porcupines always win the game? A: They have the most points. |
| Joke 11: Q: How do you make a lemon drop? A: Just let it fall. |
| Joke 12: Q: What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses? A: A coconut on vacation. |
| Joke 13: Kid: What are you doing under there? Mom: Under where? Kid: Ha ha! You said underwear!! |
| Joke 14: Q: How does a scientist freshen her breath? A: With experi-mints! |
| Joke 15: Q: When you look for something, why is it always in the last place you look? A: Because when you find it, you stop looking. |
| Joke 16: Q: What did the little corn say to the mama corn? A: Where is pop corn? |
| Joke 17: Q: What is a witch’s favorite subject in school? A: Spelling! |
| Joke 18: Q: How does a vampire start a letter? A: Tomb it may concern… |
| Joke 19: Q: What building in New York has the most stories? A: The public library! |
| Joke 20: Q: How do you talk to a giant? A: Use big words! |
| Joke 21: Q: What did the big flower say to the little flower? A: Hi, bud! |
| Joke 22: Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying? A: Because her mom and dad were in a jam. |
| Joke 23: Q: Why does a seagull fly over the sea? A: Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull. |
| Joke 24: Q: What do you call a duck that gets all A’s? A: A wise quacker. |
| Joke 25: Q: What do you call a fish without an eye? A: A fsh. |
| Joke 26: Q: Why couldn’t the astronaut book a hotel on the moon? A: Because it was full. |
| Joke 27: Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A: He wanted cold hard cash! |
| Joke 28: Q: Why is it so windy inside a sports arena? A: All those fans. |
| Joke 29: Q: What does bread do on vacation? A: Loaf around. |
| Joke 30: Q: What’s an astronaut’s favourite candy bar? A: A Mars bar. |
| Joke 31: Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window? A: Because he wanted to see time fly. |
| Joke 32: Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance? A: He had no body to dance with. |
| Joke 33: Q: What time is it when the clock strikes 13? A: Time to get a new clock. |
| Joke 34: Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? A: Because her students were so bright. |
| Joke 35: Q: What do ghosts like to eat in the summer? A: I Scream. |
| Joke 36: Q: What do you call two birds in love? A: Tweethearts! |
| Joke 37: Q: How do you catch a whole school of fish? A: With bookworms. |
| Joke 38: Q: Why did the tomato blush? A: Because he saw the salad dressing. |
| Joke 39: Q: What did the Dalmatian say after lunch? A: That hit the spot! |
| Joke 40: Q: Why did the melon jump into the lake? A: Because he wanted to be a watermelon. |
| Joke 41: Q: What did the blanket say to the bed? A: I’ve got you covered. |
| Joke 42: Q: What animal needs oil? A: A mouse because it squeaks. |
| Joke 43: Q: Why do tigers have stripes? A: So they don’t get spotted. |
| Joke 44: Q: What do you give a sick lemon? A: Lemon aid. |
| Joke 45: Q: What kind of nut has no shell? A: A doughnut. |
| Joke 46: Q: What did one egg say to the other? A: You crack me up. |
| Joke 47: Q:What is yours but others use it more A: Your name. |
| Joke 48: Q: What letters are not in the alphabet? A: The ones in the mail. |
| Joke 49: Q: What do you call an old snowman A: Water. |
| Joke 50: Q: Why did the M&M go to school? A: Because he wanted to be a Smartie. |
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