Top 50 Hilarious Fashion Jokes for Everyone
Brighten up your day with the following Top 50 Hilarious Fashion Jokes for Everyone that will make you Laugh.
| Joke 1: You know these fashions with skinny jeans. I can’t get into them. |
| Joke 2: Q: What’s soft and slippery? A: A slipper. |
| Joke 3: Q: How do you know a woman is wearing tights? A: Her knees swell up when she farts. |
| Joke 4: Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will look ridiculous year after year. |
| Joke 5: I bought a new necklace earlier that made my skin go a funny blue colour so I suspected it was a rip off. Turns out it was a 24ct gold bracelet. |
| Joke 6: I asked the missus this morning what size she is, as I was buying her Christmas presents She told me she was a size 10. The trouble I had getting shoes in her size! |
| Joke 7: There is a thin line between looking indie and looking homeless. |
| Joke 8: I have a really good fashion sense but i’m just too poor to prove it. |
| Joke 9: Q: What do you call a jacket that’s on fire? A: A blazer! |
| Joke 10: Never try to guess your wife’s size. Just buy her anything marked ‘petite’ and hold on to the receipt. |
| Joke 11: Wearing a turtleneck is like getting strangled by a really weak guy all day. |
| Joke 12: Why do women feel the need to wear expensive designer clothes in the hope of impressing men? No straight guy in the history of the world has ever turned to his mates and said, ‘check out the Gucci on that girl’. |
| Joke 13: Q: How did the farmer mend his pants? A: With cabbage patches! |
| Joke 14: A man told his friend: “My wife only has two complaints: nothing to wear and not enough closet space.” |
| Joke 15: Standing in line behind an American woman at McDonald’s. She’s wearing those jeans, you know the ones with the patch on the back pocket that says ” Guess”. I’m thinking 300, maybe 400 pounds. |
| Joke 16: My favourite way to dress is in all black. My fashion sense is second to nun. |
| Joke 17: Q: Why did the girl bring lipstick and eye shadow to school? A: She had a make-up exam! |
| Joke 18: Q: What kind of dress does a house wear? A: Address. |
| Joke 19: Q: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? A: In case they get a hole in one. |
| Joke 20: I always get really frustrated trying to put clothes in my wardrobe. Think I could do with some Hanger Management. |
| Joke 21: A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success. |
| Joke 22: I was reading through a fashion magazine and one of the pages said, “Winter’s coming up, find out what’s hot this season!” I thought, “Radiators.” |
| Joke 23: Q: What do you call a crocodile that flirts with women? A: A Lacoste. (a clothing brand with a crocodile logo) |
| Joke 24: We were about to leave for high street and my girlfriend asked….”looks like summer is here. what should i wear to look smart?”….. “face mask” wasn’t the answer she was looking for |
| Joke 25: Apparently it’s good to be seen in expensive clothes. But when I went out, everyone just laughed at the price tag dangling from my collar. |
| Joke 26: I went into a clothing store, and the lady asked me what size I was, I said, ‘Actual’ … I’m not to scale. |
| Joke 27: I’m not happy with this new Origami clothing. It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it. |
| Joke 28: Q: What do Dreadlocks and children have in common? A: If you play around with them too much they get messed up. |
| Joke 29: I just bought a new suit and went into the bedroom to see what the wife thought of it She said ” its very nice…. Give us a twirl” I said ” Why are you always thinking about chocolate you fat cow, we’ve just had our dinner!” |
| Joke 30: BBC news: In the trial of Stephen Lawrence the jury were shown the clothes he was wearing on the fateful. A bright blue cardigan, a red polo shirt and a pair of lime green corduroy trousers. He may have been killed by the fashion police. |
| Joke 31: If being a size double 0 is fashionable, then why don’t we see starving Ethiopians on the catwalk? |
| Joke 32: Bald people face discrimination. One guy told me he “can’t help my kind,” and asked me to leave his shop! He was an awful barber anyway. |
| Joke 33: FARMER: Did you know it takes three sheep to make one sweater? CITY SLICKER: That’s fantastic! I didn’t even know they could knit! |
| Joke 34: Q: What’s the difference between a well-dressed man and a tired dog? A: One wears a suit; the other just pants. |
| Joke 35: Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator! |
| Joke 36: Q: What kind of clothes do lawyers wear? A: Lawsuits. |
| Joke 37: Q: What do you call rubber clothing? A: Attire |
| Joke 38: Why does Batman wear Dark clothing? Batman doesn’t want to get shot. Why does Robin wear bright clothing? Batman doesn’t want to get shot. |
| Joke 39: I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn’t find any. |
| Joke 40: Q: What do they call the guy who invented denim pants? A: A “jean-ius.” |
| Joke 41: Q: What do thunderclouds wear beneath their clothing? A: Thunderpants. |
| Joke 42: At the clothing store where I work, I make it a point of pride to give customers my unvarnished opinion. One day, when a man emerged from the fitting room, I took one look at him and shook my head. “No, no,” I said. “Those jeans look terrible on you. I’ll go get you another pair.” As I walked away, I heard him mumble, “I was trying on the shirt.” |
| Joke 43: Q: What item of clothing is essential for a spy? A: Sneakers |
| Joke 44: A man opened fire in a clothing store. There were reports of casual-tees. |
| Joke 45: Was solicited by a charity to donate my used clothing to starving people around the world. I said No Way!! Anyone that could fit into my clothing, is NOT starving!! |
| Joke 46: Q: Why is leather clothing good for sneaking? A: It’s made of hide. |
| Joke 47: Psychic buys clothing Sales girl: How about this one? Psychic: That shirt is too small Sales girl: You didn’t even try it on Psychic: I’m a medium |
| Joke 48: My granddad always used to say “there is no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing”. I say “used to’, he got hit by lightening. |
| Joke 49: To the man on crutches and wearing camouflage clothing, who stole my wallet earlier: You can hide, but you can’t run. |
| Joke 50: Q: What’s the most nervous piece of clothing? A: A Sweater! |
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