Top 50 Funny Monkey Jokes for Kids
Brighten up your day with the following Top 50 Funny Monkey Jokes for Kids that will make you Laugh.
| Joke 1: Q: What kind of a key opens a banana? A: A monkey! |
| Joke 2: Q: What should you bring to a party in the jungle? A: Chimps and dip! |
| Joke 3: Q: Why did the monkey like the banana? A: Because it had appeal! |
| Joke 4: Q: What happens when a monkey gets fleas? A: Lunch! |
| Joke 5: Q: Which sea will make you go ape? A: The chimpan-sea! |
| Joke 6: Q: What’s the first thing an ape learns in school? A: The ape b c’s! |
| Joke 7: Q: How did the gorilla know he was sick? A: He had a belly ape! |
| Joke 8: Q: What do you call an angry monkey? A: Furious George. |
| Joke 9: Q: What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear? A: Anything you want, it can’t hear you! |
| Joke 10: Q: What’s a ape’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama! |
| Joke 11: Q: What kind of monkey flies? A: A hot air baboon! |
| Joke 12: Q: What do monkeys sing around Christmas time? A: Jungle Bells! |
| Joke 13: Q: Why shouldn’t you fight with a monkey? A: They use gorilla warfare. |
| Joke 14: Q: What is a gorilla’s favorite cookie? A: Chocolate chimp! |
| Joke 15: Q: What does a Gorilla attorney study? A: The Law of the jungle! |
| Joke 16: Q: Where does a baby ape sleep? A: In an Ape-ricots! |
| Joke 17: Q: What can a 500 pound gorilla do? A: Whatever he wants! |
| Joke 18: Q: Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? A: Because they have such big fingers! |
| Joke 19: Q: Why did the Gorilla fail English? A: He had little Ape-titude! |
| Joke 20: Q: Where do chimps get their gossip? A: On the ape vine! |
| Joke 21: Q: How do monkeys get down the stairs? A: They slide down the banana-ster! |
| Joke 22: *Q: What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips? A: A chipmunk! |
| Joke 23: Q: Where do monkeys go to drink? A: The monkey bars! |
| Joke 24: Q: What do you call a monkey in a minefield? A: Ba-boom! |
| Joke 25: Q: Why did King Kong climb the Empire State building? A: Because he couldn’t fit in the elevator! |
| Joke 26: Q: What should you do if you find a gorilla sitting at your school desk? A: Sit somewhere else! |
| Joke 27: Q: What do you call a baby monkey? A: A Chimp off the old block. |
| Joke 28: Q: When is the best time to see gorillas in the wild? A: In Ape-ril (April)! |
| Joke 29: Q: What’s invisible and smells like bananas? A: A fart of a monkey. |
| Joke 30: Q: Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? A: Gorilla My Dreams! |
| Joke 31: Q: What is the Ape monster’s name? A: Godzilla |
| Joke 32: Q: What’s a monkey’s favourite type of computer? A: an Ape-le mac! |
| Joke 33: Q: What do you call six green apes? A: A bunch of gr-apes! |
| Joke 34: Q: What do apes call sunbathing? A: Orangutanning. |
| Joke 35: Q: Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail? A: To a retailer! |
| Joke 36: Q: What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail? A: It won’t be long now. |
| Joke 37: Q: What do you call a monkey with a wizards hat and wand? A: Hairy potter |
| Joke 38: Q: What do you call a restaurant that throws food in your face? A: a Monkey Business. |
| Joke 39: Q: How do you catch a monkey? A: Climb a tree and act like a banana! |
| Joke 40: Q: How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? A: She was the beast of the show! |
| Joke 41: Q: How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? A: You start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae! |
| Joke 42: Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head? A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)! |
| Joke 43: Q: What do you call an ape that’s both extremely frugal and fearful? A: A cheap pansy |
| Joke 44: Q. What do you call a monkey at the North Pole? A. Very lost! |
| Joke 45: Q: Why couldn’t the Great Ape tell a story? A: Because he doesn’t have a tail. |
| Joke 46: Q: What did the banana do when he saw a monkey? A: The banana split! |
| Joke 47: Q: What do you call a monkey that succeeds at every sport? A: A chimpion! |
| Joke 48: A little boy asked his mother, “Mummy, am I descended from a monkey?” The mother replied, “I don’t know, son. I never met your father’s folks.” |
| Joke 49: A man and his baby ape A man was walking down the street with a baby ape in his arms when a friend stopped him and asked what he was doing with the chimp. “I just bought this ape as a pet. We have no children; so he’s going to live with us just like one of the family. He’ll eat at the same table with us. He’ll even sleep in the same bed with me and my wife.” “But what about the smell?” the friend asked. “Oh, he’ll just have to get used to it, the same way I did.” |
| Joke 50: A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!” In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. “The bus driver insulted me,” she fumed. The man sympathized with her and said, “Why, he’s a public servant and shouldn’t say things to insult passengers.” “You’re right,” she said. “I think I’ll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind.” “That’s a good idea,” the man said. “Here, let me hold your monkey.” |
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