Top 50 Funny Giraffe Jokes for Everyone
Brighten up your day with the following Top 50 Funny Giraffe Jokes for Everyone that will make you Cry.
| Joke 1: Q: Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffe? A: It’s a tall order. |
| Joke 2: Q: What do you call a mural of a giraffe in the street? A: Giraffiti |
| Joke 3: Q: Why did the giraffe leave her boyfriend? A: He was a Cheetah! |
| Joke 4: Q: What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit? A: Necktarines |
| Joke 5: Q: Where do you put Giraffes that don’t feel good? A: Giraffe-Sick Park |
| Joke 6: Q: Some Giraffes can grow up to 18 feet A: But most only have 4 |
| Joke 7: The worst part about being a giraffe is having a lot of time to think about your mistakes when you’re sinking into quicksand. |
| Joke 8: Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize? A: It takes a long time for them to swallow their pride. |
| Joke 9: Q: What’s the difference between a tractor and a giraffe? A: One has hydraulics and the other has hybollocks |
| Joke 10: Q: What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet? A: A “plane in the neck.” |
| Joke 11: Q: A zebra and a giraffe have a kid… …and named him Al. Al is really good at maths. What species is he? A: An Al-ge-bra |
| Joke 12: Q: What do you get when 2 giraffes collide? A: A giraffic jam |
| Joke 13: Q: Did you hear about the Giraffe and Ostrich race? A: It was neck and neck. |
| Joke 14: Q: What is something that mother giraffes have but no other animal has? A: Baby giraffes. |
| Joke 15: Q: What kind of magic does a love-struck giraffe practice? A: Neck-romance-y. |
| Joke 16: Q: Why does the giraffe have a long neck? A: Because it has smelly feet. |
| Joke 17: Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a pig? A: Bacon and legs. |
| Joke 18: Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe and a Scout? A: A person everyone looks up to. |
| Joke 19: Q: Why did the giraffe get bad grades? A: He had his head in the clouds. |
| Joke 20: Q: What’s the silliest name you can give a giraffe? A: Stumpy. |
| Joke 21: Q: What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time? A: I’d like to get to gnaw you. |
| Joke 22: Q: What do you call an animal that turns into a boat? A: a GIRRAFT. |
| Joke 23: Q: Why didn’t they invite the giraffe to the party? A: He was a pain in the neck! |
| Joke 24: Q: Why did the giraffe sign up for monk training? A: He felt a higher calling. |
| Joke 25: Q: Whats green and hangs from trees? A: Giraffe snot. |
| Joke 26: Q: Why was the giraffe late? A: Because he got caught in a giraffic jam! |
| Joke 27: Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog? A: A twelve-foot toothbrush |
| Joke 28: Q: When does a giraffe have 8 legs? A: When there are two of them! |
| Joke 29: Q: How do you write a report on a giraffe? A: First, you get a really tall ladder … |
| Joke 30: Q: What do you call a royal giraffe? A: Your high-ness. |
| Joke 31: I gambled on a giraffe race the other day. Mine came second. Lost by a neck. It was nowhere near. |
| Joke 32: Q: What do you get if you cross a giraffes with a police-man ? A: Long-arm of the Law! |
| Joke 33: Q: What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race? A: A longshot. |
| Joke 34: Why does local giraffe graduated early from university? A: He was head and shoulders above his class. |
| Joke 35: Q: What do you call a short giraffe? A: Stumpy |
| Joke 36: Q: Why don’t giraffes like to go to the playground? A: Because the monkeys use them for slides. |
| Joke 37: Q: Why do giraffe sing in the rain? A: Because they don’t fit in the shower. |
| Joke 38: Q: Why are giraffe children so fat? A: Because they can reach the cookie jar. |
| Joke 39: Q: Why are giraffes tongues so long? A: So they can clean their ears. |
| Joke 40: Q: Why don’t giraffes make good pets? A: They’re too high maintenance. |
| Joke 41: Today I learned that a giraffe’s neck is so strong a human can climb up it. Also, I got banned from my local zoo. |
| Joke 42: Q: What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A: A centipede with athlete’s foot. |
| Joke 43: Q; What do you get if cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo? A: A turtle-neck jumper. |
| Joke 44: A giraffe walked in to a bar and the barman said, “Whats with the long face.” |
| Joke 45: Have you heard the joke about the giraffe’s neck? It’s a long one. |
| Joke 46: I bet giraffes don’t even know what farts smell like. |
| Joke 47: A man was walking his pet giraffe down the street when it decided to fall asleep. The owner decided to go inside to get something to drink. A neighbor comes out and angrily yells “You can’t keep that LYING there” and the owner responds “That’s no LION, that’s a giraffe!” |
| Joke 48: Q: Why don’t giraffes do drugs? A: Because they’re naturally high! |
| Joke 49: Q: Why are a giraffe’s legs so long? A: Otherwise they wouldn’t reach the ground. |
| Joke 50: Q: Why do giraffes make bad bosses? A: Because they always cannot see eye to eye with the employees. |
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