Top 50 Funny Dog Jokes for Kids

Brighten up your day with the following Top 50 Funny Dog Jokes for Kids that will make you Laugh.

Joke 1:
Q: What did one flea say to the other?
A: Should we walk or take a dog?

 

Joke 2:
Q: What did the dog say when he sat on some sandpaper?
A: That’s ruffffffff!!

 

Joke 3:
Q: What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!

 

Joke 4:
Q: What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone?
A: A golden receiver!

 

Joke 5:
Q: Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs?
A: Because you might step in a poodle!

 

Joke 6:
Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog!

 

Joke 7:
Q: Which dog breed chases anything that’s red?
A: A bull dog!

 

Joke 8:
Q: What do you call a cold dog?
A: A Chili Dog.

 

Joke 9:
Q: Which breed of dog is the quietest?
A: A hush puppy!

 

Joke 10:
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite instrument?
A: A trombone!

 

Joke 11:
Q: Why are dogs like phones?
A: Because they have collar IDs!

 

Joke 12:
Q: Which dog breed just LOVES bubble baths?
A: A shampoodle!

 

Joke 13:
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pupperoni pizza!

 

Joke 14:
Q: Which dog breed absolutely LOVES living in the city?
A: A New Yorkie!

 

Joke 15:
Q: What do you get when you cross a racing dog with a bumblebee?
A: A greyhound buzz!

 

Joke 16:
Q: Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet!

 

Joke 17:
Q: What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster?
A: A cockerpoodledoo!

 

Joke 18:
Q:What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal?
A: “That hit the spots!”

 

Joke 19:
Q: Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because it’s hard to run in squares!

 

Joke 20:
Q: What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?
A: A CAT-tastrophy!

 

Joke 21:
Q: Why was the dog sweating so much?
A: She was a hot dog!

 

Joke 22:
Q: What type of market should you NEVER take your dog?
A: A flea market!

 

Joke 23:
Q: How are a dog and a marine biologist alike?
A: One wags a tail and the other tags a whale!

 

Joke 24:
Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: Quit bugging me!

 

Joke 25:
Q: Why can’t dogs work the DVD remote?
A: Because they always hit the paws button!

 

Joke 26:
Q: What kinds of stores do dogs love the most?
A:Re-tail stores!

 

Joke 27:
Q: Why is a tree like a big dog?
A: They both have a lot of bark!

 

Joke 28:
Q: What do you get when you cross a frog and a dog?
A: A croaker spaniel!

 

Joke 29:
Q: What do you call a dog that’s been out in the cold?
A: A pupsicle!

 

Joke 30:
Q: Why did the snowman name his dog “Frost”?
A: Because “Frost” bites!

 

Joke 31:
Q: What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary?
A: Take the words right out of his mouth!

 

Joke 32:
Q: Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor?
A: He kept seeing spots!

 

Joke 33:
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite dessert?
A: Pupcakes!

 

Joke 34:
Q: What’s a dog’s favorite breakfast food?
A: Pooched eggs!

 

Joke 35:
Q: What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food?
A: Bone appetit!

 

Joke 36:
Q: What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school?
A: Her pet-degree!

 

Joke 37:
Q: What do you call a happy Lassie?
A: A jolly collie!

 

Joke 38:
Q:Which dog breed does Dracula love the most?
A: Blood hounds!

 

Joke 39:
Q: Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chi-ha-ha!

 

Joke 40:
Q: What do you call a great dog detective?
A: Sherlock Bones!

 

Joke 41:
Q: When is a black dog not a black dog?
A: When it’s a greyhound!

 

Joke 42:
Q: Why do you get if you cross a chili pepper, a shovel and a terrier?
A: A hot-diggity-dog!

 

Joke 43:
Q: Is it raining cats and dogs?
A’ It’s okay, as long as it doesn’t rein-deer!

 

Joke 44:
Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
A: Terrier-fied!

 

Joke 45:
Q; What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!

 

Joke 46:
Q: How do fleas travel from place to place?
A: By itch-hiking!

 

Joke 47:
Q: How do you catch a lost dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make a noise like a bone

 

Joke 48:
Q: Why did the dog stay in the shade?
A: So he wouldn’t turn into a hot dog.

 

Joke 49:
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!

 

Joke 50:
Q: What do dogs eat at the movies?
A: Pup-corn!

 

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