Top 50 Funny Cat Jokes for Kids

Brighten up your day with the following Top 50 Funny Cat Jokes that will make you Laugh.

Joke 1:
Q: What sports do cats play?
A: Hairball. 

 

Joke 2:
Q: What types of cats purr the best?
A: Purrr-sians!

 

Joke 3:
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite subject in school?
A: Hisss-tory!

 

Joke 4:
Q: How do you get a wet pussy?
A: Put it in the shower. 

 

Joke 5:
Q: How does a cat sing scales?
A: Do-re-mew!

 

Joke 6:
Q: What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?
A: The purrpatrator 

 

Joke 7:
Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half! 

 

Joke 8:
Q: What do you call a cat that wears make up?
A: Glamourpuss. 

 

Joke 9:
Q: Why did the cat wear a dress?
A: She was feline fine. 

 

Joke 10:
Q: Why did the cat eat the lemons?
A: He was a sour-puss!

 

Joke 11:
Q: What do you call a flying cat?
A: I’m-paws-sible. 

 

Joke 12:
Q: Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
A: She had a litter of mittens. 

 

Joke 13:
Q; What types of cats go bowling?
A: Alley cats!

 

Joke 14:
Q: Why was the cat sitting on the computer?
A: To keep an eye on the mouse! 

 

Joke 15:
Q: What did the cat say when he lost his toys?
A: You got to be kitten me. 

 

Joke 16:
Q: What did the alien say to the cat?
A: Take me to your litter. 

 

Joke 17:
Q: Why was the cat so agitated?
A: Because he was in a bad mewd!

 

Joke 18:
Q: How is cat food sold?
A: Usually purr can! 

 

Joke 19:
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite color?
A: Purr-ple!

 

Joke 20:
Q: What do baby cats always wear?
A: Diapurrs!

 

Joke 21:
Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
A: Because of its bark!

 

Joke 22:
Q: What do cats like to eat on a hot day?
A: A mice-cream cone!

 

Joke 23:
Q: Who delivers presents to cats on Christmas Day?
A: Santa Claws!

 

Joke 24:
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite magazine?
A: Good Mousekeeping!

 

Joke 25:
Q: How do cat’s stop crimes?
A: Claw Enforcement!

 

Joke 26:
Q: What do cats have to do in the morning?
A: Read the mewspaper!

 

Joke 27:
Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
A: Mice Krispies!

 

Joke 28:
Q: What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
A: A puss in boots!

 

Joke 29:
Q: What do you call a pile of kittens?
A: A meowntain!

 

Joke 30:
Q: Who was the first cat to fly an airplane?
A: Kitty Hawk!

 

Joke 31:
Q: How does a cat decide what it wants from the store?
A: It flips through the cat-alog!

 

Joke 32:
Q: In what kind of weather is a vet the busiest?
A: When it’s raining cats and dogs!

 

Joke 33:
Q: How do you know a cat is agitated?
A: He’s having a hissy fit!

 

Joke 34:
Q: Where does a cat go when it loses its tail?
A: The re-tail store!

 

Joke 35:
Q: What is a cat’s favorite movie?
A: “The Sound of Mewsic!”

 

Joke 36:
Q: What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?
A: An eskimew!

 

Joke 37:
Q: Why are cats good at video games?
A: Because they have nine lives!

 

Joke 38:
Q: Why are cats great singers?
A: Because they’re very mewsical!

 

Joke 39:
Q: What state has a lot of cats and dogs?
A: Petsylvania!

 

Joke 40:
Q: What should you use to comb a cat?
A: A catacomb!

 

Joke 41:
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite game to play with a mouse.
A: Catch!

 

Joke 42:
Q: How do two cats end a fight?
A: They hiss and make up!

 

Joke 43:
Q: What type of cat works for the Red Cross?
A: A first aid Kit!

 

Joke 44:
Q: Why do cats always get their own way?
A: They have a friendly purr-suasian!

 

Joke 45:
Q: What’s another name for a cat’s house?
A: A scratch pad!

 

Joke 46:
Q: What did the cat say when it was confused?
A: “I’m purr-plexed!”

 

Joke 47:
Q: Why can’t cats play poker in the jungle?
A: Too many cheetahs!

 

Joke 48:
Q: What should you say to your cat when you leave the house?
A: “Have a mice day!”

 

Joke 49:
Q: What’s a cat’s favorite dessert?
A: Chocolote mouse!

 

Joke 50:
Q: What do cats use to make coffee?
A: A purr-colator!

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