Top 50 Funny Birthday Jokes for Kids
Brighten up your day with the following Top 50 Funny Birthday Jokes for Kids that will make you Laugh.
| Joke 1: Q: Why did the boy put the birthday cake in the freezer? A: Because he wanted to ice it. |
| Joke 2: Q: What kind of birthday cake do you get at a garbage? A: A stomach-cake! |
| Joke 3: Q: Why did the girl feel warm on her birthday? A: Because people kept toasting her. |
| Joke 4: Q: Why did friends hide from Sue on her birthday? A: They wanted her to be Sue-prised. |
| Joke 5: Q: Why did the man get heartburn after eating birthday cake? A: He forgot to take off the candles. |
| Joke 6: Q: Why did the birthday cake want to go to the nurses office? A: He was feeling crumby. |
| Joke 7: Q: What did the Zen birthday cake say to the party guests? A: Peace to you. |
| Joke 8: Q: Which type of birthday candle burns longer, a red candle or a blue one? A: Neither, they both only burn shorter. |
| Joke 9: Q: What do get every birthday? A: Older! |
| Joke 10: Q: Which famous men were born on your birthday? A: None – only babies are born! |
| Joke 11: Q: How old was the cave man on his birthday? A: Stone Age. |
| Joke 12: Q: What kind of birthday’s do babies have? A: Nappy ones. |
| Joke 13: Q: Why did the boy get a pair of bunny ears as a gift? A: So he could have a hoppy birthday |
| Joke 14: Q: What goes up and never comes down? A: Your age! |
| Joke 15: Q: What has wings, a long colorful tail, and wears a bow? A: A birthday pheasant. |
| Joke 16: Q: What did the ice-cream say to the grumpy birthday cake? A: What’s eating you? |
| Joke 17: Q: What did the lioness say to her cub on his birthday? A: It’s roar birthday. |
| Joke 18: Q: What song did they sing to the dancer on her birthday? A: Tappy birthday to you, tappy birthday to you… |
| Joke 19: Q: What do George Washington, Christopher Columbus and Abraham Lincoln all have in common? A: They were all born on holidays! |
| Joke 20: Q: What did the hermit crab do on his birthday? A: He shellabrated. |
| Joke 21: Q: Why did the boy stand on his head at the birthday party? A: He thought they were having upside-down cake |
| Joke 22: Q: When is a golf ball like a birthday cake? A: When it’s being sliced. |
| Joke 23: Q: Why are birthday so good for you? A: I don’t know, but the people who have the most live the longest. |
| Joke 24: Q: What does every birthday end with? A: The letter Y. |
| Joke 25: Q: What kind of birthday cake do they serve in heaven? A: Angel food cake. |
| Joke 26: Q: Why was the birthday cake so hard? A: It was a marble cake. |
| Joke 27: Q: What do you sing to cows on their birthdays? A: Happy birthday to moo… |
| Joke 28: Q: What did the cat ask to eat on her birthday? A: Cake with MICE cream |
| Joke 29: Q: Why did the boy get soap for his birthday? A: It was a soaprize party! |
| Joke 30: Q: Which birthday party game do rabbits like most? A: Musical hares. |
| Joke 31: Q: Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his piece of birthday cake? A: He was stuffed. |
| Joke 32: Q: Why couldn’t cavemen send birthday cards? A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks |
| Joke 33: Q: Why did the boy wear a tuxedo on his birthday? A: So he would have great presence. |
| Joke 34: Q: What does a birthday cake and a baseball team have in common? A: They both need good batters. |
| Joke 35: Q: Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? A: He wanted to have a birthday potty. |
| Joke 36: Q: Why did the boy hit his birthday cake with a hammer? A: It was pound cake! |
| Joke 37: Q: Did you hear about the pine tree’s birthday? A: It was really sappy. |
| Joke 38: Q: What kind of birthday cake do elves always ask for? A: Shortcake. |
| Joke 39: Q: What happens when no one shows up to your birthday party? A: You CAN have your cake and eat it too. |
| Joke 40: Q: When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? A: When it’s sliced. |
| Joke 41: Q: When would you hit a birthday cake with a hammer? A: When it’s a pound cake. |
| Joke 42: Q: Why didn’t the caveman send birthday cards? A: The stamps kept falling off his rocks! |
| Joke 43: Q: Why are candles lit on top of birthday cakes? A: It’s impossible to light them on the bottom. |
| Joke 44: Q: What did one candle say to another candle? A: “Don’t birthdays burn you up?” |
| Joke 45: Q: What did the elephant wish for on his birthday? A: A trunkful of presents! |
| Joke 46: Q: What did the birthday cake say to the ice cream? A: You’re cool! |
| Joke 47: Q: What is a meaning of a true friend? A: One who remembers your birthday but not your age! |
| Joke 48: Q: Where do you find the best birthday presents for cats? A: In a cat-alogue. |
| Joke 49: Q: What’s the easiest way to remember your wife’s birthday? A: Forget it once! |
| Joke 50: Q: What did the grumpy birthday candle say at the party? A: Birthdays burn me up. |
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