Top 50 Funny Animal Jokes for Kids

Brighten up your day with the following Top 50 Funny Animal Jokes for Kids that will make you Laugh.

Joke 1:
Q: How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
A: Plug its nose.

 

Joke 2:
Q: What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A: A try and try and try-ceratops!

 

Joke 3:
Q: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
A: Put it on my bill.

 

Joke 4:
Q: What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
A; It gets toad away.

 

Joke 5:
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A; No-eye-deer.

 

Joke 6:
Q: Where do mice park their boats?
A: At the hickory dickory dock.

 

Joke 7:
Q: What do you call a cow who plays an instrument?
A: A moosician.

 

Joke 8:
Q; How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: “Pleased to eat you.”

 

Joke 9:
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.

 

Joke 10:
Q: What do you call an alligator with a vest?
A: An investigator

 

Joke 11:
Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: A dino-sewer.

 

Joke 12:
Q: What kind of bees eat brains?
A; Zombees.

 

Joke 13:
Q: What do fish take to stay healthy?
A: Vitamin sea.

 

Joke 14:
Q: What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A: One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

 

Joke 15:
Q: What pine has the longest needles?
A: A porcupine.

 

Joke 16:
Q: Why did the lion always lose at poker?
A: He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs.

 

Joke 17:
Q: Why don’t bears wear shoes?
A: What’s the use? They’d still have bear feet!

 

Joke 18:
Q: What did one fish say to the other?
A: Keep your mouth shut and you’ll never get caught.

 

Joke 19:
Q: What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same?
A: Itenticle.

 

Joke 20:
Q: Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek?
A: Because he was always spotted.

 

Joke 21:
Q: Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
A: Because they have lots of scales.

 

Joke 22:
Q: Why is a bee’s hair always sticky?
A: Because it uses a honey comb!

 

Joke 23:
Q: What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
A: The police had to comb the area.

 

Joke 24:
Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch!

 

Joke 25:
Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

 

Joke 26:
Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were copycats!

 

Joke 27:
Q: Two silk worms got in a fight.
A: It ended in a tie.

 

Joke 28:
Q: How do spiders communicate?
A: Through the World Wide Web.

 

Joke 29:
Q: How do you count cows?
A: With a cowculator.

 

Joke 30:
Q: What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
A: Shear madness.

 

Joke 31:
Q: Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend?
A: Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

 

Joke 32:
Q: What do you give a dog with a fever?
A: Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!

 

Joke 33:
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
A: Because their horns don’t work.

 

Joke 34:
Q: What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?
A: Glass flippers.

 

Joke 35:
Q: What does a shark and a computer have in common?
A: They both have megabites.

 

Joke 36:
Q: Where did the sheep go on vacation?
A: The baaaahamas

 

Joke 37:
Q: What do you call farm animals that have a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.

 

Joke 38:
Q: Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the udder.

 

Joke 39:
Q: What do you call an exploding monkey?
A: A baboom.

 

Joke 40:
Q: Which day do fish hate?
A: Fryday.

 

Joke 41:
Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
A: A lawn moo-er.

 

Joke 42:
Q: What do you call a cow in a tornado?
A: A milkshake.

 

Joke 43:
Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog.

 

Joke 44:
Q: What do you call a thieving alligator?
A: A crookodile

 

Joke 45:
Q: How do spiders communicate?
A: Through the World Wide Web.

 

Joke 46:
Q: What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?
A: A woolen jumper!

 

Joke 47:
Q: Where do cows go on holiday?
A: Moo Zealand.

 

Joke 48:
Q: What was the first animal in space?
A: The cow that jumped over the moon.

 

Joke 49:
Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A skunk with a rash.

 

Joke 50:
Q: Why do the French eat snails?
A: They don’t like fast food.

 

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