Top 30 Sweet Jokes to Tease a Girl

Brighten up your day with the following Top 30 Sweet Jokes to Tease a Girl.

Joke 1:
I think you might have something in your eye. Oh, hold on, that’s just a twinkle…

Joke 2:
Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Joke 3:
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

Joke 4:
Aside from being hot, what do you do for a living?

Joke 5:
Hi, how was heaven when you left it?

Joke 6:
You’re so stunning that I just forgot my pick up line.

Joke 7:
I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.

Joke 8:
Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?

Joke 9:
Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material?

Joke 10:
Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

Joke 11:
I must be hunting treasure because I’m digging your heart.

Joke 12:
You must be an interior decorator because when you walked in the room was suddenly beautiful and perfect!

Joke 13:
I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Joke 14:
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.

Joke 15:
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

Joke 16:
Was your dad a boxer? Because, you’re a knockout!

Joke 17:
Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

Joke 18:
There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

Joke 19:
Let’s commit the perfect crime; I’ll steal your heart, and you steal mine.

Joke 20:
Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

Joke 21:
You: Before we go out I have to go grab some oven mitts.
Her: Why?
You: Because you are looking way too hot to handle right now.

Joke 22:
If I were to lay eleven roses next to you, you’d make the perfect dozen.

Joke 23:
If Santa comes down the chimney this year and tries to stuff you in his sack, don’t worry, because I wished for you for Christmas.

Joke 24:
Man: I think I am gonna buy a polar bear.
Woman: Why?
Man: I am gonna use it to break the ice between us.

Joke 25:
Every night I go home crying because I’ll have to wait until tomorrow to see you again.

Joke 26:
You are like dandruff.
I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.

Joke 27:
You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away.

Joke 28:
Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Joke 29:
Man: Have you been to the moon?
Woman: No.
Man: Wow, me neither. Gosh, we are so alike!

Joke 30:
When a girl stares at you, say, “Wait! Before you cast those dreamy eyes on me, I want to get those map and GPS ready. Okay, go!”

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