Top 30 Jokes for Kids that are really Funny
Brighten up your day with the following top 30 kids-friendly Jokes.
Q1: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?
A: They wave!
Q2: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because 789. (7 ate 9)
Q3: What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?
A: ‘B’, because it makes oil…Boil!
Q4: What do prisoners use to call each other?
A: Cell phones.
Q5: What does a dentist call his X-Rays?
A: Tooth Pics
Q6: What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A: Gummy bear!
Q7: Where do cows go for entertainment?
A: To the moo-vies!
Q8: Why did the clock get kicked out of the classroom?
A: It tocked too much…
Q9: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine!
Q10: What did one wall say to the other wall?
A: I’ll meet you at the corner!
Q11: What did ‘Ronald McDonald’ give ‘Wendy’ for their engagement?
A: He gave her an Onion Ring!
Q12: What did the water say to the boat?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q13: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator!
Q14: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
Q15: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef!
Q16: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta.
Q17: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?
A: Because she will Let it go. (In case you are puzzled on the answer, do watch Frozen the movie 🙂
Q18: What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
A: You’re looking sharp.
Q19: How do you keep an elephant from charging?
A: Take away her credit card!
Q20: Why are elephants so wrinkled?
A: Because they take too long to iron!
Q21: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q22: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: A pork chop!
Q23: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course! The Empire State Building can’t jump!
Q24: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!
Q25: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
Q26: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use honey combs!
Q27: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?
A: A stamp.
Q28: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!
Q29: What do you call a belt with a watch on it?
A: A waist of time
Q30: What bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow!
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