Top 30 Hilarious Laundry Jokes for Everyone
Brighten up your day with the following Top 30 Hilarious Laundry Jokes for Everyone that will make you Laugh.
| Joke 1: Q: What happens if a wolf falls in the washing machine? A: He becomes a wash and werewolf. |
| Joke 2: Q: What happened to the leopard that fell into the washing machine? A: He came out spotless. |
| Joke 3: Q: What did the first sock say to the second sock in the dryer? A: I’ll see you the next time around |
| Joke 4: I love doing laundry! Except for putting it in the dryer, taking it out and folding it and then putting it away. |
| Joke 5: Q: Why don’t men do laundry? A: Because the washer and dryer don’t run on remote control. |
| Joke 6: Q: Don’t you get tired and feel like throwing in the towel sometimes? A: No, that only means more laundry to do. |
| Joke 7: Interesting sign in a Laundromat over the washers: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT |
| Joke 8: I’m pretty sure my laundry breeds while I sleep. What else could possibly explain this absurd phenomenon? |
| Joke 9: Questionable sign on Dry Cleaners counter: Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention |
| Joke 10: Q: Why can’t the comedian tell a dirty laundry joke? A: It always comes out clean! |
| Joke 11: I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket. |
| Joke 12: Promise on Laundromat Billboard: Undies Made Fresh Daily |
| Joke 13: Q: How much fun is doing your laundry? A: Loads |
| Joke 14: Behind every mom is a basket of dirty laundry. |
| Joke 15: Whoever said death and taxes were the only guarantees in life obviously never had to do laundry. |
| Joke 16: My married life is awesome. I cook for my wife and she does my laundry. We are maid for each other. |
| Joke 17: I’ve always said that life is a lot like doing laundry There’s a lot less bleeding if you separate the colors from the whites. |
| Joke 18: It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week. |
| Joke 19: Folding laundry with a toddler is like trying to straighten a desk full of papers while a fan blows on it. |
| Joke 20: I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which is why I don’t have any clean laundry, because, come on, who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life? |
| Joke 21: Q: What US state has a lot of dirty laundry? A: Washington |
| Joke 22: My wife told me: “I’m sick of you, since I got married i work, cook, I’m doing laundry…” I respond: “I told you if you marry me you will live like Cinderella!” |
| Joke 23: A man goes to the police to call his wife missing. “When have you seen your wife for the last time?” – “About a month ago” “And why are you coming to the police only now?!” – “I have no more clean laundry…” |
| Joke 24: My wife threatened to call the cops if I didn’t start checking the pockets of our clothes when I did laundry. I asked “And what exactly do you expect them to charge me with?” She said, “Money laundering.” |
| Joke 25: I prefer having poker players do my laundry. They know when to fold. |
| Joke 26: Today my 10 year old daughter referred to the pile of dirty laundry that my wife is doing as. Mount Wash More. |
| Joke 27: A husband texts his wife from the office, “Hey Hon! Can you please throw my dirty clothes in the laundry?” Several minutes passed and there was no response so he texted back. “Oh I forgot to mention that I got a huge bonus! I really think we can get you that new car at the end of the month!” “Oh My Gosh!!!!! Are you serious?!!”, she texted back. “Nah, I just wanted to make sure you got my first message.” |
| Joke 28: My neighbour banged on my door yesterday asking if I’d seen who stole her laundry off her line. I got such a fright I almost wet her panties. |
| Joke 29: Knock Knock Who’s there? Clothes? Clothes who? Clothes the window and open this door! |
| Joke 30: It’s Not the Detergent That Gets You A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom & Pop” grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundry detergent. The grocer walked over, and, trying to be friendly, asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. “Oh, no laundry,” the boy said, “I’m going to wash my frog.” “But you shouldn’t use this to wash your frog. It’s very powerful and if you wash your frog in this, he’ll get sick. In fact, it might even kill him.” But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergent to the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried to talk him out of washing his frog. About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy some candy. The grocer asked the boy how his frog was doing. “Oh, he died,” the boy said. The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he was sorry the frog died but added, “I tried to tell you not to use that detergent on your frog.” “Well,” the boy replied, “I don’t think it was the detergent that killed him.” “Oh? What was it then?” “I think it was the spin cycle!” |
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