Top 26 Funny Closet Jokes for Everyone

Brighten up your day with the following Top 26 Funny Closet Jokes for Everyone that will make you Laugh.

Joke 1:
Q: Why did the old, dusty closet jump up and down?
A: To get the dust off it.

Joke 2:
An idiot has a mirror in his closet
He wakes up one night and opens the closet and he sees himself. Scared, he quickly calls the cops “Police! There’s a burglar in my closet, come quickly!” A police man arrives at the idiots house and opens the closet and finds the mirror. He takes a step back and slaps the idiot as hard as he can “Why did you call me when you already had a policeman inside?!”

Joke 3:
The president is a closet communist
He likes to seize the means of reproduction.

Joke 4:
My wife was cleaning the closet last week
Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing, I think I should donate themMe: Just throw them in trash, that’s much easierWife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothesMe: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

Joke 5:
Q: What do you call a skeleton in a closet?
A: A hide and seek winner

Joke 6:
A married couple had a deadbeat son.
An married couple had a son in his late 20s still living at home. The parents were concerned that they’re son showed a disinterest with pursuing settling down getting on with his life.The son was working at his part-time job at a pizza place. The dad, at home, said, “I have an idea.” He laid out a handful of hundred dollar bills, a Bible, and a bottle of whiskey. His wife said, “what’s this for?”
The husband, “This will give us an idea of what path our son will take. If he takes the money, he’s going to be a successful businessman. If he takes the Bible, he’s going to be a preacher. But, if he takes the Whiskey, our son will be a deadbeat drunkard. “With the son coming home any minute, the couple hid in the closet to see which item their son will choose.The son comes home, sees the items lying on the table. He grabs the wad of cash, skims through it, and puts it in his pocket. He grabs the Bible, skims through it for a good while, and puts it in his back pocket. He grabs the bottle of whiskey, opens it, smells the aroma as if it were a fine wine, then drinks half the bottle and takes it with him as he leaves the room.“Now what?” The wife asked. “Our son took them all!”

“It’s even worse than I thought,” the father replied. “He’s going to be a politician!”

Joke 7:
On the phone with my brother when he suddenly asks if I have some extra space in my closet.
“Yeah, sure. Why?” I replied.”I need you to hang this up for me.”*click*

Joke 8:
My mom came out of the closet a few minutes ago
Apparently, she was in Narnia.

Joke 9:
A woman finds 7000 dollars and 4 eggs hidden in the closet..
.. and she instantly goes after her husband to ask him what the hell is that doing there. The husband explains it:“Well, honey, everytime you annoy me, I put an egg there.”“And what about the 7000 dollars?”“That’s because everytime I complete a dozen eggs, I sell them.”

Joke 10:
Two brooms were hanging in the closet . . .
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married.One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other was the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. At the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, “I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!”“IMPOSSIBLE”, said the groom broom.“WE HAVEN’T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!”

Joke 11:
Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier…
if my wardrobe wasn’t so fabulous!

Joke 12:
A handy man in the closet
A couple lives nearby some train tracks and it makes a thundering noise when it passes. The lady and her husband learned to sleep with ear covers and all that and made the best of the situation since it was the only place they could afford. But their closet door sat just right that when the train passed it would wobble in its sliders just so and open. By the time the train passed, the door would be open all the way. This was a nuisance with always closing the door every hour that one day, when her husband was at work, she decided to call a handyman to look at it. He soon arrives and observed the effect when a train passes, but he isn’t sure what causes it or what modifications the door needs so that it will stop wobbling open. He decides to sit in the closet and wait for the next time it happens, to see if he can observe the cause. He doesn’t really fit in the closet so he takes off his tool belt and leaves it by the closet door. In the mean time, the husband gets back home early and the wife greets him. He is a super jealous man though, and blows up when he sees the handyman’s shoes in front of the bedroom, and sees his belt beside the closet.He asks if she is cheating on him and opens the closet to find the other man in there. The husband grabs the man by the collar of his shirt and pulls him out.“What are you doing here?!” He asked.The handyman replies, ” you won’t believe this, but I’m waiting for the train.”

Joke 13:
I visited my girlfriend today…
I visited my girlfriend today and while we were together I cracked a joke and I did hear laughter. It came from the closet.

Joke 14:
My parents kicked me out of the house because I came out of the closet.
They thought I moved out three years ago, but I’ve been hiding in there waiting for the right time to come out.

Joke 15:
My wife has been secretly storing plenty of graph paper inside her closet.
I bet she is plotting something against me.

Joke 16:
Q: What did the janitor say when he came out of the closet?
A: Supplies!!

Joke 17:
Q: Who doesn’t like Lady Gaga’s closet ?
A: Her drycleaner

Joke 18:
I opened my closet this morning, and there was a lion inside. I asked him what he was doing?
He said “Narnia business.”

Joke 19:
I came back home early today…
… and ask my wife in our bedroom if she’s cheating on me.
She laughs.
I laugh.
The closet laughs.

Joke 20:
My 3-Year old son just found out how to open the closet door…
Looks like I’ll have to lock him up somewhere else.

Joke 21:
After a long struggle, my uncle finally came out of the closet.
He has Alzheimer’s, and thought it was his truck.

Joke 22:
Q: Why Has no one seen the movie “In The Closet?”
A: It hasn’t come out yet

Joke 23:
I came out of the closet after 10 years of hiding!
It was a very long game of hide and seek.

Joke 24:
Q: When’s the best time to come out of the closet?
A: When the coast is queer.

Joke 25:
I was having a look…
In my mothers bedroom the other day and I found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in her closet. I couldn’t believe it… My mothers a superhero!!!!!

Joke 26:
Someone broke into my house so I hid in the closet with my phone, but I forgot to set it to silent…
Luckily when I got a text I managed to fake cough over it so he wouldn’t hear