Top 50 Hilarious Jokes that will make a Girl Laugh
Brighten up a Girl’s Day with the following Top 50 Hilarious Jokes that will make a Girl Laugh.
| Joke 1: Q: How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? A: He gave her a ring. |
| Joke 2: Q: What happens when a cop gets into bed? A: He becomes an undercover cop. |
| Joke 3: Q: Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? A: Because she always runs away from the ball! |
| Joke 4: Q: What do you get a hunter for his birthday? A: A birthday pheasant. |
| Joke 5: Q: What do planets like to read? A: Comet books! |
| Joke 6: Q: What do you get when you cross a snake with a tasty dessert? A: A pie-thon! |
| Joke 7: Q: What is the hardest shape to get out of? A: Tell me. Q: The trap-azoid. |
| Joke 8: Q: Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? A: Because it was marble cake! |
| Joke 9: Q: How do you prevent a Summer cold? A: Catch it in the Winter! |
| Joke 10: Q: Erin, spell mouse. A: M O U S. Q: Yes–and what’s on the end of it? A: A tail? |
| Joke 11: Q: Where did the vampire college student go clothes shopping? A: Forever 21 |
| Joke 12: Q: What happened when the frog’s car broke down on the side of the road? A: It gets toad away. |
| Joke 13: Q: How much money does a skunk have? A: One scent! |
| Joke 14: I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels. She didn’t know I existed. |
| Joke 15: Q: What’s the smartest animal? A: A fish because they stay in schools! |
| Joke 16: Q: What vegetables do librarians like? A: Quiet peas. |
| Joke 17: Q: What do you say to a kangaroo on its birthday? A: Hoppy Birthday! |
| Joke 18: Q: What did sushi A say to sushi B? A: Wasabi! |
| Joke 19: Q: How are stars like false teeth? A: They both come out at night! |
| Joke 20: Q: Why do skunks love Valentine’s Day? A: Because they’re scent-imental creatures! |
| Joke 21: Q: What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot? A: A walkie-talkie! |
| Joke 22: Patient: Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. Doctor: Next time, take off the candles. |
| Joke 23: Q: Why did the two 4’s skip lunch? A: They already 8 (ate)! |
| Joke 24: Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college? A: Because it already had a million degrees! |
| Joke 25: Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates. |
| Joke 26: Q: What does the zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt! |
| Joke 27: Q: Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one? A: No, they both burn shorter! |
| Joke 28: Did you hear about the bed bugs who fell in love? They’re getting married in the spring! |
| Joke 29: Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? A: No, they had an apple! |
| Joke 30: Q: What did the flame say to his buddies after he fell in love? A: I found the perfect match! |
| Joke 31: Q: What did 2 say to 4 after 2 beat him in a race? A: 2 Fast 4 U! |
| Joke 32: Q: What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales? A: A snow-fake! |
| Joke 33: Q: What do you call a snowman with a six pack? A: An abdominal snowman |
| Joke 34: Q: What do snowmen call their offspring? A: Chill-dren |
| Joke 35: Q: What kind of math do owls like? A: Owlgebra |
| Joke 36: Q: What to call a bear who’s lost all its teeth? A: A gummy bear! |
| Joke 37: Q: Why couldn’t the pony sing his baby a lullaby? A: She was a little hoarse. |
| Joke 38: I told my dad that he should embrace his mistakes. He had tears in his eyes. Then he hugged my sister and me. |
| Joke 39: Q: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? A: Because she was stuffed. |
| Joke 40: Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand? A: A palm tree! |
| Joke 41: “Sir, you cannot fish here!” “Don’t worry, I’m not fishing, I’m just teaching my worm to swim.” |
| Joke 42: Q: What did one boat say to the other? A: Are you up for a little row-mance? |
| Joke 43: Q: Why is it that bicycles fall over so often? A: They are two-tired. |
| Joke 44: Q: Why does it suck to be a penguin? A: Because even when you get angry, you still look cute. |
| Joke 45: Q: What did the tall chimney say to the small chimney? A: Hey, you’re way too young to smoke. |
| Joke 46: Q: Why did the bee marry? A: He’s finally found his honey. |
| Joke 47: Q: Why was the teacher cross-eyed? A: Her pupils got out of control. |
| Joke 48: Q: What bird is the strongest lifter? A: A crane. |
| Joke 49: Q: Why can’t Elsa have a balloon? A: Because she will let it go. |
| Joke 50: Q: What animal is always at a baseball game? A: A bat. |
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